penis calendar

A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jew or an asshat.

Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly man!

by Ian and Dan August 30, 2008

calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

day-by-day calendar

MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline

eat. spit. be happy.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

calendarize

(V): The action of placing an event or occurrence onto a calendar.

I need to calendarize my dentist appointment.

by tilo February 12, 2006

calena

Calena a nice pretty girl with a nice ass and who only dates black guys and can be very obnoxious at sometimes

Bro have u seen Calena I want to smash.

by SavageDog34 May 29, 2017

Calena

Calena is the best person that would help you through you darkest pain. She will stand by you every minute of your life. She is literally the best person anyone could ask for. She don’t take shit from no one. She makes you smile everytime you see her and everytime she makes your days and nights. Everyone loves her for who she is.

Seth: have you seen Calena, she is so beautiful.
Tristan: I know I wish she was mine

by Hella.uglyy December 1, 2018

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 3, 2003