custard donut

The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.

Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.

by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011

Custard Head

A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.

If Johnny's smile was any broader
those "custard heads" on his face would burst into the heavens!

by Mel Well February 11, 2004

butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.

"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"

by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005

custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 1, 2010

custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.

by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 4, 2010

Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night

"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david

by peza2009 June 17, 2009

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014