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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
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Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.
by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018
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11th Commandment

this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.
wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!
by long live the FSM January 15, 2008
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cock commander

A female who forces her boyfriend to constantly do things for her.
I don't have to make you breakfast in bed for you every day Jane! Stop being such a cock commander!
by Haxsoar June 23, 2008
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fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.
"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.
by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007
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Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness
That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.
by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010
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