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Clogged

When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you’re
You’re so clogged you can barley speak
by IOhLongJohnson January 20, 2023
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Clogging the airwaves

Person or a group of persons who never shuts the fuck up, especially at work when more important things should/can be discussed or it’s time to focus in silence. similar to Horsing around.
Worker 2: “her der der did you see what happened over there hehe hoo ha oh look what that guy just did haha oh oops my leg feels weird now i’m hungry-“

Worker 1: “James, shut the fuck and quit clogging the airwaves.”
by smokey diesel February 16, 2023
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Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
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Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
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