Clutch Kakoose

When you go to the bathroom, and take a dump,but you don't leave a smell.

Yo did you see sam in the bathroom he went Clutch Kakoose

by cashman93 November 1, 2011

Cliche music douche

A douche bag who says something cliche towards there love for music, usually trying to make themselves try and fit into a stereotype

Tryhard: "mann, music is my life, i would litterally kill myself with out it"

Kid: "shut up your such a cliche music douche."

by (xo)mom October 27, 2009

clutch

coming in handy, just what was needed, essential or sweet

Mike: Good thing we packed the umbrella b4 we left
Cory: Yeah def dude, it came clutch

by P Meister August 10, 2004

clutch pig

a person who acts in a sneaky or selfish manner, yet is charming and charismatic about it all the same.

Madigan's being such a clutch pig.
You're a clutch pig.

by taylor swank May 25, 2007

clinch pooper

Someone who is a complete slob. Similar to whooper snapper.

"You better clean your room, you little clinch pooper!"

by tashatoxic1 May 30, 2011

Clitches

Closet bitches. They pretend to be nice and friendly but secretly, they're bitches.

I bet that school is full of uptight clitches!

by drstrangelove May 5, 2013

clutchbutt

The pain you feel the next day in your left buttcheek after driving for numerous hours on city streets with a manual-transmission car.

"After driving around town all day I awoke the next morning with a painful case of clutchbutt"

by Chris Gunter October 1, 2006