Kenny & Cleetus

kenny and cleetus are with your mother goin' down oner in the shed

kenny & cleetus are soundcloud rappers going down on your mother in the shed

the act of aggression affairs on your wife

by Kenny & Cleetus February 4, 2022

cleat chaser

Primarily used to describe baseball groupies at any level of professional baseball, cleat chasers are women who sleep with ball players simply because the guys are rich and famous. She has minimal preference for any particular team or player. She may be attractive but more likely is not because ball players have no loyalty to these women and just want to get laid.

A really active or long-term cleat chaser is described as thus: she could field her own all star team.

A cleat chaser who hits it with a player while he is on the road is referred to as road beef.

A particularly unattractive woman - usually quite overweight - are referred to as a slump buster. The guy has sex with a cleat chaser like this to break out of his batting slumping.

by TenAngellRoad July 19, 2010

Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.

While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.

by Chosney September 15, 2003

Cleat

A wasted cliterus, belonging to decent lass, but has sealed over from lack of use, in effect becoming hermetically sealed.

Myra's some bird, its a shame her cleat has become hermetically sealed, you'd need a chisel and a blow torch to get your jollies with her now.

by MasterBOB425texas May 27, 2010

cleptodemic

A person who steals memorabilia from elite universities.

Annette couldn't help stealing pens from MIT, she was a born cleptodemic.

by Athene December 21, 2005

CleatChaser

Another word for a gold-digger except this womans forte' is chasing pro athletes preferrably NFL Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man that bitch aint nothing but a cleatchaser look how she sweating those football players.

by Mo $ March 30, 2008