Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.

Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?

by Leannahhh January 2, 2012

Cannabis H. Sativa

a phrase used by ganja users to express disappointment, a play on the traditional Jesus H. Christ

Dad: Suzy, did you take the dog for a walk yet?
Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?

by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008

channel surfing

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.

Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

Cannabis Candace

She is sexy, intelligent, funny as hell, smartass and a fucking stoner! And she gets along with just about everybody. Also she's very upfront and if somethings on her mind, she'll speak it.

o0o0ooh SHIT! She's goin Cannabis Candace on dat bitch!!

by the illest bitch March 30, 2009

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum is that one white guy in every predominantly black movie

Channing Tatum is an independent coloured women

by Bin chickens have rights too November 17, 2019

channa

a girl that is absolutley well, strange

wow she is so a channa!
ya!

by muppet lover lol November 15, 2010

Fox Propaganda Channel

A derisive slang term for Fox News Channel, which has a conservative tilt to it. Used by people who don't like the programming on the network, particulary those of the liberal mindset.

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's rant on Fox Propaganda Channel last night?

by Chrispychicken November 6, 2006