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broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds
Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started
by CAMRA man July 3, 2011
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Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl
Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
by Supersonic- November 14, 2009
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Stud broad

Slang used in prisons to describe a very manly, lesbian woman.
Yo, that stud broad is trying to steal my commissary.
by Yaheardmah1118 January 14, 2019
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Broadsiding

The act in which two men slide their penis' along each others shaft in a back and forth motion.

This is similar to the naval act in which two warships would sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.
"I heard that Jim was getting dirty with another guy!"

"Really? Sex?"

"No, they were just broadsiding a bit."
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rocky broadbent

A born legend from london england who has a obsession with smoking weed and also British legalisation of cannabis!
Please support End Our Pain

It is estimated that as many as 1 million people across the UK rely on cannabis for medical reasons. Many of these people are suffering chronic and painful conditions.

Currently available medicines don't always work for them, cannabis does. These people are faced with a terrible dilemma - continue to suffer or take the risk of breaking the law, just like the character Izzy in the TV soap Coronation Street. This is morally wrong: they are patients, not criminals. All they want to do is lead a normal life. Medicinal cannabis is legal in many countries including much of the USA, Canada, Germany and Italy to list just a few. Sick people in our country deserve the same access to medicinal cannabis.
You can find out more about rocky broadbent @fb
Smoking medical grade with rocky broadbent
by corky83 December 25, 2016
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Dumb Broad Awareness Day

December 22nd- A day where dumb broad pick up a book and learn something for once. So they can stop being so fuckin dumb.
Hey Luke did you know it’s Dumb Broad Awareness Day?

Oh no! We better go give Emily a book so she can fucking learn!
by smart broad December 21, 2020
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damn fine broads

exquisite looking females, also, dont see martha stewart
i say charles, that cafe was full of damn fine broads.
by Nooch December 31, 2003
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