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The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.
"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"
by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017
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Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock
Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday
by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021
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Broccoli Sandwich

Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.
by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025
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Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro February 23, 2012
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Broccoli

Refers to a serious argument between vegans
Man he stirred up some serious broccoli
by Lescargaut_ March 27, 2020
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Gone broccoli

A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 20, 2024
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Broccoli

Broccoli is the worst thing ever, it's disgusting AF.
by wolfybear713 April 19, 2022
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