A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
"We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee."
by Grandparenting May 21, 2024
A chat that kicks off on-topic but soon explodes into wild offshoots, sprouting random, flowering tangents here and there, much like an overgrown broccoli. Originally intended as a focused discussion, it turns into a labyrinth of unrelated digressions.
We started talking about the project budget, but it's quickly gone broccoli, flowering into a debate about the best office coffee.
by Grandparenting May 21, 2024
In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.
1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.
2. Your such a broccoli dick!
by feelitbro January 27, 2012
by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009
I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.
by Kelvie September 25, 2020
by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020