Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

blueberry hunting

When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge

Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah

by Blueberry hunter December 10, 2022

Blueberry Slurry

When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs

Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry

by Ber November 9, 2020

Blueberry Bush

When an Avatar cums on his pubes and wipes it off on someone else's hammock and then moves on to do it again when he refills.

Chief Blue-I jizzed on my daughter's hammock
Daughter-Dad im standing right here
Chief Blue-sorryyy....i thought you weren't looking when i preformed my drippy blueberry bush

by creamy suprise April 28, 2010

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

Blueberry Chocolate

When a male is doing a female and he shoves blueberries up her ass. He then keeps thrusting until the blueberries mash and mix with the feces in the ass, and becomes a chocolate-like substance, known as Blueberry Chocolate. He then makes her eaat it.

Hey man, i gave her the blueberry chocolate last night!

by ABcentrixx July 27, 2010

blueberry picker

A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.

A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".

Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!

by somanking June 10, 2011