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blessing the Ganges

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013
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A nickname for diehard Trump devotees.
The Bleach Breathers, despite the serious scarring of their nasal passages and lung tissue, are doing just great and are thriving, COVID-free, as they kill off this nasty disease with a good snootful of disinfectant!
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bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.
Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!
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Ey Bled

This is how only the very hardest of roadman start off most of their stories. It is usually followed by an anecdote in the first person, whereby 'mans was on a ting ya kno'.
"Ey bled; mans was hittin' dat time ago anywayzzz. STILL"
"Ey bled. NO LONG TING THO'"
"Ey bled come we go shisha caf and check out dem gyals with da bootaaay!"
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Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea
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blessed from behind

by Bigbootygame100 August 14, 2017
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Blep

The act of sticking ones tongue out in an adorable manner, usually in response to a prompting comment or an action called a boop. Commonly used in accordance with pet owners or roleplaying situations.
"I booped my snek on its snoot and it blepped!"

"You look cute." *blep*
by Jayteabee February 13, 2019
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