blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job

she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice

by cooterfuzz January 25, 2021

Bemp

Viola an Italian immigrant in Ireland

That’s Viola she’s a little bemp

by Bolanegss February 18, 2022

soggy blumpkin

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009

wild blumpkin

taking a dump in the woods while someone is giving you a blowjob

7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.

by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010

Forest Blumpkin

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.

Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.

by MX29 December 7, 2019

Upper Blumpkin

Doing an Upper Deck( the act of pooping in the top part of the toilet ) and receiving a Blumpkin (getting head while you are taking a poop on the toilet ). The result of these 2 combined is an Upper Blumpkin .

Matt: “ Hey so last night , Kim gave me an Upper Blumpkin in the bathroom at my Mom’s. “
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”

by Ecg1986 August 26, 2021

Double Blumpkin 69

When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.

I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.

by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022