Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole
Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"
by Unidef September 15, 2023
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Breaking Benjamin

The Best Freaking Band in the World
in my case only known for "So Cold"
and 'Sooner or Later" but have many better songs
FireFly Could you shine your light
Now I know your ways
'cause they're just like mine
Now I'm justified
As I fall in line
And it's hard to try
When you're open wide

,FireFly
by Willie the Great April 21, 2005
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breaking benjamin

a great band only known for their one song "so cold" which the radio stations played out but will not pay attention to their other great songs such as polyamorous,ordinary man,blow me away,away,water,forget it,home,firefly and many more the band is slowly gaining its popularity but is still mostly underground which i think is best and decreases the time of them selling out.so far they have 3 cds out "saturate","wer not alone", and "so cold EP" which features the acoustic version of so cold and a song used on the halo 2 sound track "blow me away"
random wonna be: dude what are u listening to?
me:breaking benjamin
random wonna be:breaking who?
by sema.RU December 24, 2004
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breaking benjamin

Breaking Benjamin is a nu-metal/hard rock band and all in all a great band. Not only do they sound awesome on their CD's but they are even better live. I first discovered them at a concert where they opened for Evanescence and I was blown away. They were amazing. So I went out and bought Saturate and We Are Not Alone and now I'm a die hard fan. If you've never really listened to them before but want to I suggest you pick up Saturate first because it's an all around better album(in my opinion) than We Are Not Alone.

Some personal favorite songs I would recommend to someone new to BB are:
Water
Natural Life
Phase
Shallow Bay
Home
Break My Fall
Sooner or Later
Breakdown
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Breaking Benjamin

An amazing band that rocks!!!They're music not only has kick ass well...music, but also, amazing lyrics!!!It sucks that people pay no attention to them, and that they aren't that popular, they are so amazing, go buy one of their cd's!!!
Fuck you firefly, have you lost you light?Now I hate your ways cuz theyre just like mine.-Firefly
I chase the sun, it chases me. You know my name, you know my face. You'd know my heart if you knew my place.-Follow
BREAKING BENJAMIN KICKS ASS!!!
by Super L March 19, 2005
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Benjamin Bag

A container of marijuana costing $100. ALso callled benny bag, ben bag or B-bag. Size may vary . but should be the size of a base ball.
Alex, did u pick up that benjamin bag?
Ya dude, lets spark dis b-bag.
<friend that no one likes> I call roads!
by Tixon Diconderoga March 02, 2008
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Benjamin Franklin

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole
Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.
by Glastonbury Dex October 24, 2007
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