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belgian nigger

a nigger from belgum
that belgian nigger came to my house and i killed him
by purto December 4, 2007
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Belgian Louboutin

A sex act in which the the stiletto heal of the girl's shoe is used as an anal toy, sliding it in and out of her ass while she rides her partner.
I was so drunk that I didn't even realize she was giving herself a Belgian Louboutin until she came and took the stiletto out of her ass. Next time I'll get her to ride "reverse cowgirl" so I can watch.
by chop chop 21 May 24, 2011
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Belgian Steamer

The act of defecating on a womans face while she is sleeping, and then adding whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry on top.
Jack gave Jill the messiest Belgian Steamer I have ever seen.
by sunday lover May 19, 2006
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Belgian Dip

To place your testicles between your legs in a fruitbowling manner, followed by defecating on your testicles and then placing them in the desired person's mouth, dipping them up and down.

Belgian dipping was first thought off in a dirty minded stoner's attic, deriving from teabagging and Belgian chocolate. So far there is no proof that belgian dipping has ever taken place. We speculate that the Belgians will be crazy enough to try it out first.
Sarah really enjoyed Peter's belgian dip last night.
by Barry90 June 2, 2009
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Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.
"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"
by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010
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Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino

A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.
by xer0negative February 27, 2008
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Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.
Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O
by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011
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