Beedle

Probably the best character in any video game and definitely the best character in the Legend of Zelda series. He made his first appearance in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. His is a traveling merchant, and throughout the games he has traveled by two main vehicles, by boat and by balloon. He is one of the few characters in this franchise to have multiple actual talking lines being most notably "Ooooooh!", "Thank you!, and "Bye!". He always seems very enthusiastic and eager to provide quality service to his costumers. If you buy enough items from him you can get a gold membership card in his shop. When you get the gold membership card you will get a coupon in the mail. If you cash in this coupon to Beedle he says "You want to use your Complimentary ID? ... OK! Here it goes... You are soooooooooooooooooo GREAT! ... Absolutely fantastic! ... Incredible! And there you go! Isn't it nice to be complimented once in a while? It is, isn't it?". Best side quest that means nothing to the plot of the game ever. In The Wind Waker, Beedle is depicted as having perfectly circular beady eyes, a very long nose, a Beatles hair cut, a pair of blue shorts with a white beetle symbol on it, and sandals. He has been in Wind Waker, Minish Cap, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword.

"I went to Beedle's Shop today, and I bought a bait bag."

"I hope that Beedle will be a playable character in Super Smash Bros 4."

by Spoofopolis May 12, 2014

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bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

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Guntersmik Breeple

Is relative of Allah

Guntersmik Breeple is shreks great grandfather

by Hitler the suicide bomber April 9, 2019

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BeePee

Irresponsible corporate greed.

Betty: Are they really gonna just let 30,000 gallons of crude pore into the gulf of mexico?
Tyronne: Man they are so BeePee it isn't even funny.

by dos cracquis June 3, 2010

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Beeper

An inexplicably and undefineably speedy person. They're very competitive in nature and are constantly making bets or challenges. Upbeat and energetic and always seem to sneak up and disappear without being seen or heard. Commonly referred to as a mouse or roadrunner and are normally small in stature yet surprisingly incredibly strong and powerful. Athletic, especially in aquatic or racing sports. Usually become antisocial when they are tired or grumpy.

Wow, where did she come from?
I dunno! She's definitly a beeper.

by Blackhole18 April 30, 2009

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