Beedle 

Probably the best character in any video game and definitely the best character in the Legend of Zelda series. He made his first appearance in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. His is a traveling merchant, and throughout the games he has traveled by two main vehicles, by boat and by balloon. He is one of the few characters in this franchise to have multiple actual talking lines being most notably "Ooooooh!", "Thank you!, and "Bye!". He always seems very enthusiastic and eager to provide quality service to his costumers. If you buy enough items from him you can get a gold membership card in his shop. When you get the gold membership card you will get a coupon in the mail. If you cash in this coupon to Beedle he says "You want to use your Complimentary ID? ... OK! Here it goes... You are soooooooooooooooooo GREAT! ... Absolutely fantastic! ... Incredible! And there you go! Isn't it nice to be complimented once in a while? It is, isn't it?". Best side quest that means nothing to the plot of the game ever. In The Wind Waker, Beedle is depicted as having perfectly circular beady eyes, a very long nose, a Beatles hair cut, a pair of blue shorts with a white beetle symbol on it, and sandals. He has been in Wind Waker, Minish Cap, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword.

"I went to Beedle's Shop today, and I bought a bait bag."

"I hope that Beedle will be a playable character in Super Smash Bros 4."

Beedle by Spoofopolis May 12, 2014

Beedle 

Best business man to ever roam the earth.

I just bought 10 Hyoi pears from Beedle's shop ship!

Beedle by beedletheweeeeedle May 14, 2022

somalian beedle dial 

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.

man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok

somalian beedle dial by hairy beedle October 13, 2009

beedLoh 

A beedLoh is simply beedLoh. Nothing more or nothing less.

Justin: Jonathan is a beedLoh
Jonathan: No u

beedLoh by beedLoh March 4, 2019

smashing beetles 

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

beefleaf 

The shipname for Shi Qingxuan x He xuan from tian guan ci fu (go read it). They are soulmates. They are sun and moon. They are married. But they are not canon. BTU THEY REALLY SHOULD BE????

beefleaf is literally so perfect. they are kissing rn

beefleaf by beefleaf is real lol May 29, 2021

beetlejuicing 

Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds.

It is not beetlejuicing if the commenter does not respond "naturally." Summoning someone with /u/ or asking them a question about their username is not beetlejuicing.

from the top post on /r/beetlejuicing...

/u/Sooper_Hooman: Where is my super suit?!

/u/MySuperSuit: This is my moment.

This is beetlejuicing.

beetlejuicing by OriginalMcPizza November 28, 2017