Bastard child 

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.

Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs

Bastard child by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014

Bastard marks 

1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

Bastard marks by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008

bastard belly

an insult to a woman who is pregnant and does not know who the "bastard" in her belly belongs to because she is such a whore.

Sheila is a dirty whore, she's pregnant now and has no idea who the father is. She's just another bitch with a bastard belly.

bastard belly by abndad77 June 11, 2008

bastard child 

Child born with unwed parents or with a father that isn't mothers husband.

Martha had an affair with her co-worker and had a bastard child.

bastard child by doggy t December 13, 2006

bastard-fuck 

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

bastard-fuck by SirJibby January 6, 2009

Bastard Licker 

Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.

A man of low character.

Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.

Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.

He is with his girlfriend checking out that girls ass.. what a Bastard Licker!

Bastard Licker by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009

Bastard Maker 

A girl who has two kids by two different guys (who aren't around) and then latches on to an unexpecting, sexually inexperienced guy in hopes of spitting out child number three!

Damn dude I can't believe you moved in with Becky, that girl is a bastard maker!

Bastard Maker by The Stonewall December 30, 2015