ballzinis

A pair of testicles dipped into wax which acts as an added bonus after trimming and grooming before sex. This is used to make the balls more appealing to the opposite sex as described by comedian Dane Cook. The significant other can treat it as if it were candy, like a Tootsiepop, and see how many licks it takes to get the center.

"...as guys, our balls are a disaster area...so I dip them in wax...much like a Charm's Blowpop, but only here there's no gum. Balls...Ballzinis...Enjoy."
-Dane Cook

by Joshiba January 4, 2009

Bazza

This person is very cool, peng and has a large penis.

“Oi Bazza what’s poppin’ ”

“ I heard Bazza’s got a big one if you know what I mean” James said
“Ye bloody massive” responded Sarah

by Pifting 🐒 🔥 🥶 May 21, 2019

balzac

1. Slang for ball sack, or a scrotum.

2. Horrible

1. He got kicked in the balzac.

2. I got fired today, man that's balzac!

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

bazz

The quick way to identify an action, something, or someone as "badass". When people hear you speak "bazz" they assume you just said "badass" rather hurriedly, when in fact you did say "bazz". Anyone who is "bazz" can pull off some slick sh**, and in some cases they are a person you would not want to mess with. Often this person will do things the rest of us only dream of (i.e. driving an M1 Abrams tank) or would never dare do (i.e. Zidane headbutting Materazzi). A bazz will always man up (i.e. Bear Grylls eating raw meat off a zebra). They are respected, and garner the respect of the population around them for being bazz. If you ever watch the movie Brotherhood of the Wolf, you will utter "bazz" everytime Mani comes to screen.

Damn, that guy just caught a shark, what a bazz!

Dude you should check out the 2001 Ducati 996, that moto is so bazz.

by Mzlnkabwlr May 10, 2008

rolled ballz

Rolling on ecstasy extremely hard.

Holy hell, I took two of those blue jumping fish last night. I rolled ballz!!

by k_traiin October 10, 2009

Ballzheimers

When a man forgets earlier sexual conquests and can't recall names, events, etc.

Marcus: Dude, what was the name of that girl I fucked the other night?

Abraham: Sounds like you've come down with a case of Ballzheimers, brojams!

by BerkleeBen June 26, 2009

ballzach

a complete faggot named zach with anger problems who copies one of their cool friends, style, jokes, hair, etc. because they have no personality or nothing good going for them, a ballzach gets so angry over stupid jokes that he may develop high blood pressure or even cut your palm.

Zach Fischer is such a ballzach. i make one joke and the faggot flips out, we should circumsize that faggot, his mildly attractive girlfriend has been choosing my dick over his because i'm circumsized.

by goochmaster tweeze November 24, 2011