Bus wanker

A person who uses a bus as a way of public transport is immediately referred to as a bus wanker

*scrolls the window down* BUS WANKERS!

by Mia Waldeck January 4, 2019

bus chimps

the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country

“GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BUS CHIMPS MOTHER FUCKERS”

by coolwhipgtfo September 17, 2019

Bus Juice

Bus juice is the mysterious clear/slightly dirty liquid that always seems to be on the floor of every bus. You are never quite sure what this liquid is and it is probably not worth coming into contact with.

"Hey lets go sit over here there's some free seats"
"I don't think so, look, theres a big puddle of bus juice underneath the seats"
"It smells funny"

by wangdalf October 31, 2006

bus stop willy

A penis drawn badly in graffitti often drawn on bus stops.
Also reffered to as a BSW

"hey check that bus stop willy"

by J-Dawg + Br3sh July 1, 2007

Bus Lesbian

When you are upon a bus and it's a pretty long journey and your thoughts start to wonder and the next thing you know, you're staring at the woman opposite's breasts because of many aspects - such as their firmness, their textures, their swollen appearance...
As you slowly come out of your mammory trance you realise with forbearing and unfortunate embarrassment, that the possessor of the breasts has been well aware of your intent gaze.

You have become a bus lesbian.

Hey, bus lesbian, stop staring at my baby feeding machines!

There was a bus lesbian on the way to college today hawking some sexy middle-aged momboob.

by haiguiseeee June 22, 2009

bus driver

An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler bearing the plates DRDLAX.

"L and J throw me a freckin bone here" said the angry Bus Driver

by bigpoparay December 13, 2008

bus it!

(1) imp. v. get that shit outta here!
(2) v. to angrily or amusingly proclaim your dissasitsfaction with a proposal

"Yo, Billy, how about you wake up and drive me to the hospital, ive been shot."
"Bus it!"

"Ron, when all this is over you and me should get an apertment together."
"Bus it!"

by G Bone August 4, 2006