beatskees

When something sucks and you can't do anything about it.

person #1:Yo I have four tests tomorrow and 2 papers due.

Person #2: Yo man you're beatskees.

by JNabs July 29, 2008

beatsuite

When you have the house/dorm all to yourself for the day and you can just stay in and beat off all day.

I would stay home from school at least once a month to get in a good beatsuite.

by ssi_bulldawg December 7, 2007

Beatsquad

Something or someone that is beat. Often used as a goofy alternative to saying things are bad, stupid, ugly, gross, etc.

Nick: See that girl over there?
Joey: Yeah the gross-ass one in the pink?
Nick: Dude shes not that bad... I'd tap.
Joey: Fuck that shit dude... that bitch is beatsquad.

by Joey Aaron January 12, 2009

breastasarian

A surgical procedure in which an infant is removed from the mother's womb by cutting through her breasts. It is a very rare occurance... 1 out of 7 billion+.

Swani is the first and only baby to be born by a breastasarian procedure.

by jacaya March 13, 2010

Breastalgia

To remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality.

I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.

by castorjay September 12, 2011

Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.

Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

BREAST FRIEND

Your fuck buddy that happens, does not need 2 be female.

Necessities:

Must have breasts

"Yo are y'all together?"
"Na, she just my breast friend"

"Mathiccy, r u fuking Piper"
"Nah, she wont be my breast friend"

"Quincy u know Areeb cant be ur breast friend"
"cmon he got mad titts"

by canufuckanostril March 5, 2018