basteo

This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.

Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.

by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

by Clamer July 26, 2016

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)

Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “

by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

3 year bastard

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.

Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.

by Lycatel July 9, 2010

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

Bastid

A term used to greet a Bro that you haven’t seen in awhile

“What’s up ya dirty bastid”

by chHAad February 20, 2021