Austin, TX

Capital of Texas; Not to be associated with GW Bush.

GW's from midland, not austin.

by Accapulco March 14, 2004

austin anderson

A very talk whiteboy with a 8 inch cock between his legs

Omg, its Austin Anderson, the pussy destroyer

by ajandersonmuthafucka February 8, 2014

Austin Post

Noun - A frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his asshole to look bigger to attract women with his man tits hanging out of his work uni. Drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words "bro" "sup" and "i suck dicks"
Aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 GI JOE. Usually hangs at Applebees on late nights with his Bro's or Zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom's credit cards.

guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge tits?
guy 2:Oh, yeah, thats Austin post

by johnny chimpo666 January 23, 2009

abstininthe

to abstain from not drinking absinthe.

Hey man, let's practice abstininthe today.

by domy September 10, 2007

Always Abstinence April

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.

Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.

by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018

Gregory Austin Lucas

A stoner, always smoking:) has 2-3 close friends very outgoing, keeps a lot to himself, is afraid to fall in love again he’s tired of getting cheated on and used, he has one girl chasing after him she’s madly in love with him... he is very strong and will push though anything that gets in his way.

Guy- hey look its Gregory Austin Lucas
Girl- yeah he’s my bestfriend:))

by Your silly bestfriend;) November 13, 2020

Austin

The most amazing guy in the world. He will do anything for you and love doing it! For instance if he stops by quick-trip to buy you a snack and you tell him what you want no matter how picky you are he will remember what you want forever. And he will randomly surprise you with your favorite Chips and drink when you least expect it. Or if you are sad he will take whatever is hurting you and fix it. He has dark wavy hair and brown eyes but when he's really happy they turn hazel :). If you are dating him, be ready to fall in love because you have just met the perfect guy in the world!

Austin: So i think i like you....
Girl: Oh.....
Austin: What?
Girl: I think i love you.....

or

Austin: So you know i like you right
Girl: Yeah i do.... and i just don't really feel the same way....
Austin: Oh.....
Girl: I'm so sorry...
Austin: it's okay... you've done nothing wrong....
Girl *Worst Mistake of my Life*

by I love Austin! i love Austin! November 14, 2010