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Afghani Finger Sandwich

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
by bransuave November 5, 2010
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Afghani Gas Chamber

When you take a shit, turn on the heating and turn off the toilet fan.
Wow, I wouldn't go in there; smells like an Afghani Gas Chamber
by vulgarbehaviour February 14, 2022
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Afghanistanimation

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.
by Werther November 20, 2002
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Afghan

A powerfull weapon in the Half-Life mod called Counter Strike.

Many nerds try to save their money to buy an Afghan to kill then enemy team.

Afghans dont come cheap, but make up for that with their extreme amounts of nuclear power.
In the CS (Counter-Strike) community there are a group of Afghan whores who strive to buy heaps of Afghans in wars.

If an elite team of CS nerds gets their hands on a few Afghans, the enemy team is in for some ass-whooopin.
Example 1:
CS Player #1: OMG i have been saving for 4 rounds to buy me an Afghan... Finally!
CS Player #2: STFU Noob, you Afghan whore! Go suck your Afghan now n00b.

Example 2: ( Scene: CS war at a LAN )
Clan1|Leader (Terroists): Hurry up and buy some f*ckink Afghan guys and use its nuclear power to take the bombsite!
Clan1|Player2 (Terriosts): Your a huge nerd
by Demon February 25, 2007
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Afghanistanian

Afghanistanian is a language that has previously been litinened and was Litinened in 2009
by Jeffrey mc Dongle August 8, 2018
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Afghanorexia

Immense weight loss caused by the use of heroin and heroin addiction.
"Beth has lost so much weight so quickly, I think she's using drugs, she has Afghanorexia"
by WowChampagne! December 18, 2008
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Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
by Spookylocks June 25, 2010
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