comment awards

hello people from youtube whomst'dve were as bored as i am

wow, you watch comment awards too?

yes. i too am not ever seen bobs

by Private_obvious November 13, 2017

awakened simp

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Slip Away

To leave or depart somewhere or something unnoticed, usually quickly and without saying goodbye. Synonymous with "Sneak out".

Oh babe, I'm on fire and you know I admire your body. Why don't we slip away?

by squeezit May 8, 2017

an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

pissing the night away

"Piss" is a term long used in the UK and more recently in Australia for (generally weak) alcoholic beverages. Pissing the night away is an idiom that means drinking alcoholic beverages all night. It has nothing to do with urinating, as one would assume in the United States.

My friends and I spend our weekends pissing the night away.

by FireTater February 28, 2009

Comment Awards

Where Cowbelly steals memes and puts them on YouTube.

Carl* makes funny meme

Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards

by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018

HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009