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autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.
Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge
by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018
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Autistic Enhancement

A form of cognitive being within which the individual is granted increased levels of focus, heightened sensory perceptions and, often, an enhanced intellectual capacity in exchange for decreased social aptitude and, sometimes, motor skills.
In terms of a skillset an "autistic enhancement" is by no means something that can be generally defined. Among us, The only thing we truly share is an innate inclination to hyper-focus on a favored subject matter; whatever that subject is determines what can be our, sometimes unparalleled, field of expertise.
by Virulent Vox February 8, 2019
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autistic faggot

A combination of two hate speech slurs meant to insult someone with a different sexual oreintation, neurotype, or both
Blue-shirt: Fuck that autistic faggot
Black shirt: Fuck that faggot
Brown shirt: SEIG HEIL UND DEUSCHLAND HEIL HITLER
All 3 of these people were insulting the same groups.
by OddOddishIsOdd April 6, 2017
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autisticlap

starting the slow clap near the lunch table of those who are mentally retarted.
yo homes, i started the autisticlap yesterday and those retartds didnt know how to stop.
by L.L.spermway February 24, 2010
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Automatic Explosion Launcher

A machine gun that is capable of automatic fire, that launches projectiles that explode upon impact. Capable of releasing devastation upon the enemy.
I shredded those talibs with that automatic explosion launcher.
by hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahhaahh September 17, 2010
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