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Asking Alexandria

Asking alexandria started in 08 in the UK. Their first album was "stand up and scream" leading off with their second one "reckless and relentless" and now in 2013 their album "from death to destiny" is released and I personally think all asking alexandria songs are inspirational and everyone should check them out some time, so yea lol
Me: have you heard of the new Asking alexandria album????

Friend : no

Me: go suck a dick XD coughjuniorcough
by Jose h :3 fuck you junior XD November 19, 2013
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assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.
"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"
by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009
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Assinoun

a hybridized "word" composed of two existing nouns created by a marketing guru to entice consumers to believe a new science based product has become available. These are easily identified by the hyphen and of course the Trademarking.
New assinouns: Stabili-Track, Acti-lift Technology, Vita-niacin Complex, Kera-Fibre Complex. The advertisers want me to think of four wheel drive, laundry detergent, face cream and mascarra when I hear them.
by Jazzman1958 December 14, 2010
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Ashing

Hey look how hard I can shake my cocktail

Yeah you're totally ashing that shit .
by Cosmenz June 30, 2015
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Cab Assin

A girl with a mighty fine, mighty large ass. One suitable for more than one person. A two (at least) seater.
Friend : "Damn, that girl is Cab Assin, there is more than junk in that trunk"

Me : "I know dude, I would go half on her fare if you get my drift."
by erodahs July 15, 2010
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That's crazy but I don't remember asking

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about
Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole
by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020
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Julian Assange

Julian Assange was born in Australia in 1971. He is a modern hero of our times.

Wen he was young he was a programmer, hacker/cracker and he is concidered to be an "internet activist". To day he is mostly known as the founder of wikileaks.org, a news web page that specialize in source protection and goverment secrets. The US stated that he was a terrorist and some called for his assasination.

In late 2010 he was arrested and thrown in jail in the UK, with no charge other than the Swedish police wanted to interview him about an sexual harrassment episode. The arrest has helped Assange to rise to an almost legendary status allready among civil rights movements for his sacirifice for the freedom of speech and a free press.
Julian Assange is allready a legend. If they made a movie about his life until now, it would probably be like "Wargames" combined with "Jason Bourne identity".
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 9, 2010
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