by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020
Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him
by JimmyJohmsSubs June 28, 2018
by blondebhabe May 08, 2018
me.
i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.
😀 they're so weird
🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that
😟 i was just going through a weird phase
IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️
(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.
😀 they're so weird
🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that
😟 i was just going through a weird phase
IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️
(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??
person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot
person 1: fr
person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot
person 1: fr
by an absolute idiot April 20, 2021
an event that leads a group of friends speechless, as they come to realize there is only one thing to say. my friends, absolute rapage is the highest honor a man can pay a single entity.
by kia downs March 15, 2008
The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.
Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014
The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
by Kyle the tutor January 26, 2012