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Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion

A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

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High angle primers 

Field artillery slang. High angle primers are a nonexistent item that is used to trick rookies. Often used to send unsuspecting rookies on a wild goose chase.(Regular artillery primers work at low and high angles, so there is no high-angle version of them).
"Go down to the motor pool and ask Sergeant Williams for some high angle primers."
A small town on the Texas gulf coast where the beer is cold and the women are easy. The population of Angleton is very diverse, you have rednecks, athletes, EMOs, bikers, thugs, and wannabe whiteboy thugs. Those with half of a brain realize there is no future in this town and get out. The perks of growing up in this town is that you learn about sex at an early age, must be something in the water, the women are all freaks.
Guy in Houston: I'm horny tonight, what are we going to do?
Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.
Angleton by AtownNative May 12, 2007
Ankles - A pseudonym of abject derision and abuse describing a person of absolutely unbelievably low moral or personal standards, being by definition "3 foot lower than a cunt".
After screwing his best friend's girlfriend on the side, Richards friends renamed him "Ankles"

Politicians generally rate so low on the the scale of social rankings, well below prostitutes, used-car salesmen and drug dealers, that an appropriate class definition for them is "Ankles".
ankles by Whistleblower2 November 16, 2011

Angle Lock 

An submission move that forces a person to tap out. This procedure involve, firstly, smacking someone's face flat on the floor. Next, you reach for their foot(left or right), grab it, and twist the fuck out of it. This will cause a drastic pain in the ankle portion. Eventually, the person will either tap out or allow their ankle to be snap. It' America, Freedom of Choice: Tap Out or Snap. Angle Lock was a special move by Kurt Angle.
Vy tapped out due to an Angle Lock.
Angle Lock by BenchMax345 March 3, 2008

South Los Angeles

That brain tumor otherwise known as political correctness strikes again...

angle of the dangle 

The angle of a male erection.
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.
angle of the dangle by guy343432 August 23, 2006