Albanian Shower

Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day

Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.

by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020

Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Miss albanoosh

A teacher that makes videos on oak academy and bores you to death with her music lessons

She always makes me wanna throw my laptop out of the window when I have to do her lessons

Friend: Do you have miss albanoosh on oak academy

Me: yes she is the most boring teacher ever 😩

by Amongusinreallifesussus April 29, 2021

Damon Albarn

Dilf from the bands Blur and Gorillaz

he’s British but that’s okay 😽

“ Have you heard of Damon Albarn ? “
“ Yeah , he’s so hot bro his voice in Essex Dogs got me actin’ up bro ! “

by crackerisland June 23, 2023

floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 April 21, 2018

St. Albans

A City 10 miles outside North London, England where all the other St. Albans got their name from due to English colonisation on other continents.

Paul: Lets go on the pull in St. Albans tonight.

Simon: I don't know Paul, they all rich bitches out there who are well desperate.

Paul: And the problem is?

Simon: You're right. Lets go.

by Monkey Dave June 19, 2004

albatraoz

Member of the swedish band albatraoz. Fx. being Aron Michael Ekberg , better known by his stage name AronChupa

Fuck that little mouse, 'cause I 'm an albatraoz.

by Jaabool January 28, 2015