Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust
by Man crust July 23, 2016
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Jeebus Crust

A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.
"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"
by Uninteresting Bird November 09, 2022
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Crust Paste

Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.
by lol times 10 May 11, 2014
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Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.
The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.
by Blackdeathjackal September 09, 2010
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butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂
Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱
by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 23, 2021
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Doodoo Crust

when you poop but can still feel leftover crusty shit on your asshole
"Did you just pick out some of your doodoo crust?"
"Yea..."
by sexyjayjay May 04, 2022
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Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.
Ewwww, crust meist
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”
by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023
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