Rule 99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330

by Ayame13 January 22, 2010

$.99 heart attack

Cheap fast food cheeseburger/double cheeseburger.

I'm starving can you stop at the Mickey Dees so I can get me a $.99 heart attack?

by Early Death May 23, 2010

Brooklyn 99

The god of tv shows.

Now, we will allow 2 minutes of prayer to our lord, Brooklyn 99.

by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

The Fed-sale of 99

In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.

Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b

by Urban Dictionary November 8, 2003

9-9-99

The Dreamcast date. It only happens once a century. This is also September 9th, 1999.

Yo I can’t wait for the Dreamcast to come out on 9-9-99!

by crunchyorange November 23, 2019

We are the 99%!

"We are the 99%!" is a phrase that was coined by someone in and during the "Occupy Wallstreet" movement. It spread by word of mouth and through the media, including a parody by South Park. It refers to living in poverty or "being part of the common man", as most of the wealth is in the 1%. It is used as a political slogan, internet meme, and in a comedic way.

"Our whole family used to have jobs. Now we don't have any. We are the 99%!."

"Fuck the man! The system is unfair. We are the 99%!"

"I stole this fifth, you know why? Because I am the 99%!"

by radioactivedrummer November 10, 2011

z 99

The opposite of A1

Suh dude
Yo... that was pretty z 99

by Topshelf_Marchie July 11, 2016