TMSSB 

Abbreviation for 'Tickle my silky smooth balls'

Should be used whenever in need of a good comeback.

-Hey, dude, you really suck!
-Yeah? Well, you know what? You can TMSSB, biatch!

TMSSB by nyominyomi September 18, 2011

tmo 

throw me off (dmv term)

she tmo

tmo by mxddie2x October 16, 2022

TMWOHO 

This Moment Will Only Happen Once

The PC version of "YOLO"

Griffin: YOLO, man!
Alex: No, the correct term is TMWOHO. I believe in reincarnation.

TMWOHO by Lnjiieaslvss February 24, 2013

T.M.O.C. 

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

T.M.O.C. by Protatoes January 18, 2018

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

TMI 

Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.

John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
Frank: uh, TMI

TMI by DocGonzo October 8, 2002

TMIV 

TMIV = Too Much Information Violation. The crime of publicly showboating gross, personal conversations in close proximity to others who do not have the option to run away e.g. a cubicle-style office environment.

Craig (on phone): "No doctor, I was trying to remove an eyelash when I sliced my eye open with the tweezers. The puss is really distracting me from my work."

Brad: (stands up at opposite cubby): "TMIV!! Dude, ENOUGH with the eye talk, I almost puked up my taco."

TMIV by Nora Wrana May 20, 2008