Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

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Fiery Sausage

A sausage that is drizzled in fiery, orange hair. This phenomenon occurs when a ginger haired chef is not wearing a hairnet when preparing the sausages.

Shit man, I just took a bite out of my plump sausage and I got a mouthful of orange hair! The chef shed all over my sausage and transformed it into a fiery sausage!

by Cronklet November 14, 2017

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Not a sausage

This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.

Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage

by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021

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angry sausages

when you projectile vomit whole frankfurters at people.

i have a bad case of angry sausages

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler

example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.

by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024

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