The Turpen
The Turpen by Maquina January 19, 2011
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the twilight's last streaming
Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."
the twilight's last streaming by spikeumike February 25, 2011
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the tallahassee erection
what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
the tallahassee erection by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011
the tall kids
The tall kids were a former Mango League Fantasy Basketball team founded in 2011 and folded in 2012. Despite their short history, they were able to acquire the draft rights to a young LeBron James. The tall kids had a solid line up but frankly ran out of money and patience and their owner got tired of competing against super teams with stacked rosters with half of their team traded to them, not drafted. In the end, an agreement was made with the Tenacious Tapirs where LeBron James and Ricky Rubio would be traded for two crappy players. The Tenacious Tapirs will recognize the tall kids, wearing throwback jerseys on special events and changing their team nickname to the tall Tenacious Tapirs.
the tall kids by 1raidersfan87 February 19, 2012
The Turning Burger
The Turning Burger is a lesser known (yet undeniably effective) strategy for consuming burgers, sandwiches, and any other foods with the same basic property of multiple ingredients being loosely held together.
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
Person 1: Oh no! My last bite from this burger is all bread!
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
The Turning Burger by ChickenChomper November 6, 2012
The Three Virgiteers
Person 1: We are the Three Virgiteers!
Person 2: YESSSSSS
Person 3: (laughing and crying)
Person 4: WTH is this Virgiteer...
Person 2: YESSSSSS
Person 3: (laughing and crying)
Person 4: WTH is this Virgiteer...
The Three Virgiteers by SomeRand0mGuy November 16, 2014
The Top Gear Effect
The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."
The Top Gear Effect by Louiefook April 2, 2016