SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.

Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

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Space Cadet

Someone who appears to be intoxicated but is comparatively sober. Lost in the sauce. In other words people obsessed with tick tok and watched too many cartoons as a kid. Not retarded per say. But on the way.

That space cadet Lennie won’t stop talking about Starbucks.

by Maximus Decismus Meridius September 12, 2022

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space cadet

A person who travels from place to place without a care in the world often causing a nuisance. Someone who goes about there daily duties care free and at high speed.

Look at that girl go, she must be a space cadet!

by glensnet January 20, 2017

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