School

Hell, a place where random snakes teach you nonsense, except some are devils

Charli: I’m not going to school!

Karen: I’ll give you free hand towels

by Iamyofather April 1, 2020

School

School has not changed in 100+ years. It dosent matter whether I’m or not it does anyway because it is all completely pointless and useless. We are not actually learning jackshit! instead, we are forced to memorise things. School is not about learning. It is the goverments way of moulding the minds of youths to basically become mindless drones. Why do you think school has the same format as prison. Tests. Tests are made not to see how much you have learnt but to see how much you have memorised. If it were about how much we have learnt it would not be bad if we got low marks because that’s how much we know not how much we memorised. Fuck That Place.

Teacher: You are at school you should listen to me and act like you are at School !
Student: Why miss? There’s no point because we-
Teacher: Oh would you look at that! DETENTION BITCH.

by -I AM WHITE AF- April 2, 2020

School

Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.

School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.

Teacher: Hooray! Another fun school day!!!!!!!
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.

by JasonTheAviator April 3, 2020

School

Doesn't exist. Due to the 2020 outbreak of covid-19

Friend: I think I'm sick or something.
Me: bro! Get that fuck away from me you have the corona virus *runs away*
Friend: school sucks

by Funnyshiit April 4, 2020

School

Doesn't exist, due from the 2020 outbreak covid-19

Friend: I think I'm sick or something
Me: bro! Get the fuck away from me you have corona *runs away*
Friend: I hate school smh

by Funnyshiit April 4, 2020

School

School (n.): A good name for Hell. And a complete waste of time. Why spend 7 HOURS A DAY going to that fire🔥pit when you could be watching Netflix?! And don't even get me started on the homework. Why even bother? It's like this, 7 hours of f***ing school, then like 2 HOURS OF HOMEWORK!!!!

Reynold: Have you been to school before??
Andrew: Why bother?! It's like Hell!!!!

by Hiiliketigers April 14, 2020

School

A place like hell where teachers torture you and try to kill you.

I hate going to school

by mrwoodismyteacher April 15, 2020