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School

Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.

School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.

Teacher: Hooray! Another fun school day!!!!!!!
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.

by JasonTheAviator April 3, 2020