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Real Fake Newz 

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(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.
Real Fake Newz by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017
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fake • fake friend • fake news • fakebook • fake depression • faker • Fake-up • FAKEASSBITCH • Fake Fan • fake bitch

real-fake 

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A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
real-fake by dsveddy September 27, 2018
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I'm Not Finna Fake 

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1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"

2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,

YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle
EXAMPLE # 1

GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)

Example #2

"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)
I'm Not Finna Fake by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017
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If he cant break bread he fake 

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When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
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Dr. Fake Boobapotamus 

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A hot female doctor (i.e. chiropractor) who has had her funbags surgically enhanced.
Wow! Check out the rack on Dr. Fake Boobapotamus!
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Stake-Out, Fake-Out 

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(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.
Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?

Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.

Abel: Maximum Gym Time!
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