1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.
2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.
2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.
by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025
Get the Bambi dickmug. by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
Get the National grab dick daymug. Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the Charlemagne's dick sizemug. A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
Get the Dick Blindmug. 
A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
Get the military dickmug.