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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women
NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Dick Suck 3

The third installment of the Dick Suck gaming franchise. Released February 12, 2019. The game takes a tense and intricate take on morality, loyalty, and faith in Nazi Germany and the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Often seen as a revitalization of the DS franchise.
"Hey have you played DS3 yet?"

"Dick Suck 3? I played it all night last night!"
by Kingfisher317 April 5, 2019
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Dick

He's a fucking dick!
by mayo9876 January 2, 2022
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Dick nugget

Dick nugget, when you squirt so hard and make the girl Ill making her have a brain tumour then she dies and you only attend her funeral because you love her sister
I fucked that bitch and she left me when I dick nuggeted her
by Rayesfitbabe September 7, 2019
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Nani dicking

When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick
Hey did you see sevs grandma? She’s nani dicking
by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020
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