John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!

guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !

by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019

Jim and John

Butt sex.

That ho will do anything. Homey told me was down with Jim and John.

by Trailer Screw January 7, 2017

John Garfield

The original rebel, movie star of the 1940s and late 1930s. He is one of the most underrated stars of all time, probably because he was blacklisted from film for supposed relations to communists.

James Dean has got nothing on John Garfield...Garfield was the ORIGINAL rebel.

by REginaSPEKTor April 18, 2008

john vicente

NOT the inventor of the word "weaksauce"

A: Who invented the word weaksauce?
B: I dunno, but not john vicente for sure bro

by yaoknow August 31, 2010

John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.

Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"

by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017

John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010

John Xydas

A strange species of human beings who are usually from Greek origins. Tends to mummer in humorous ways or make strange comments. Does not listen to most people and tends to wander off away from where they are suposed to be. When questioned he usually tells lies or says a random answer and claims not to know. Although he is a beast at soccer. But claims to be good at other things that he is not good at. Easily distracted during classes in school, usually with video games.

"John Xydas, what is 2+2?" The teacher ask. "Oh, what, um, 17??" John Xydas answered.

by LerryBouy November 3, 2010