Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Great-great-grandparent's first cousin.
My first great-great-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019

More Vietnam jargon. Originally refering to an alley ball or stickball game played in most neighborhoods. Used by some military (usually in betting)to describe how the body of someone caught in the "Free Fire Zone" would travel when they were hit by the snipers or shots from the perimeter
look!... man, look out there at 11o'clock... what is that dumb ass doing in there? can't he fucking read? Fuck`em, cap`em. Hold on man! Don't shoot yet - Wait a fucking minute... I'm calling "First Bounce or Fly!"... I got $10. that says this one's gonna be a first bounce...anyone `wanna get down with $10. on a fly ball?? Ok. You're on. Alright man, blast the motherfucker.
by pikkil47 November 18, 2009

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
It states that:
No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.
Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.
My double-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".
I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.
by bitchuck September 1, 2025
