Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory) 

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.

Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory) by Ryno247 October 20, 2013

beaten down 

Emotionally exhausted from work or stress related activity.

I was at a company meeting today, and everyone blamed me for their problems. I feel beaten down.

beaten down by thegarbagecollector October 26, 2013

turn down for bae 

A noticeable change in your behavior after you start dating someone. If you don't act as wild as you used to, you've "turnt down for bae".

Guy 1: Alright, so who's payin for strippers?
Guy 2: No strippers, guys. She, uh... you know.
Guy 3: Oh right, turn down for bae.

turn down for bae by The TrUth will find you out March 29, 2015

upside down monkey sex 

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

upside down monkey sex by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

Clamping Down 

When a man sticks his rod into a woman and she clamps down on his shaft until he finishes forcing him to give her children.

Tommy didnt want to have kids but when he was about to pull out the whore was clamping down

Clamping Down by white nigga September 12, 2016

Anchored Down 

A slang term suggesting a person is involved in or attached to a situation whereby options or opportunities are limited.

Peter keeps telling everyone he is planning on leaving Michelle, but we all know he's not going anywhere. He's too anchored down with all of those kids they have together.

Anchored Down by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 25, 2019

Swear down 

Expression used when you tell an unbelievable story that is in fact very true.

My little brother is addicted to violent violent games, swear down, I smashed his xbox in front of him.

Swear down by Billy-Soo October 7, 2019