John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.

Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"

by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017

John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!

guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !

by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019

John Cena

An an invisible man, still unknown if he exists.

"Movie stars John Cena, Didn't see him!"

by DonCheadle June 15, 2018

John kim

A fake ass bitch who can’t rap and is obsessed with a single girl and confessed twice

Dude that guy John Kim is a piece of shit

by Ifuckinghatemen6969 July 5, 2018

John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"

Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.

by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017

Jim and John

Butt sex.

That ho will do anything. Homey told me was down with Jim and John.

by Trailer Screw January 7, 2017

John Henry

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.

by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021