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India

A definition on urbandictionary.com where the majority of definitions follow the simple format of "smelly, curry-munchers, outsourced, backward" (tsk tsk)

India is a federal republic which officially gained independence in 1947. No, the British didn't leave because India was worthless(a fact: 80% of the income of the Empire came from India), they left because Indians used mainly non-violent means to assert their claims to freedom.

The largest liberal democracy in the world (population-wise)
with the 3rd largest military force in the world. They've had territorial disputes with Pakistan throughout the year and noooo, they didn't meet their Vietnam w/Pakistan as the 1971 war showed (15 days for the Indian military to decisively defeat Pakistan)

A prime destination for the outsourcing of high-tech, skilled jobs. Wanna know why companies outsource? Mainly since India has a massive labor pool of skilled and educated professionals. Ya think if those gosh-darned Amerikanets had an inkling of intellectual thought, that their jobs would stay there rather than be shipped off?
Also the 3rd largest economy in the world and wait, there's more; the 2nd fastest, growing economy in the world emphasising exports of financial and technological services. Kudos to them I say.

A country with a diverse population, mainly identifying themselves as Hindu. By the way, its only certain Hindu sects that drink cow urine for medicinal purposes, not the entire population! The same stereotype can be applied to Americans: they're bible-thumping cowboys who lynch negroes for sport because a miniscule percentage of them wear white hoods.

Sure, they've got their problems of poverty and health but these have improved greatly. Modern-day India is quite a young country (compared to other democracies) and they've managed to accomplish quite a bit even after decades of oppression.
The nineteenth-century British historian, Grant Duff, claimed that "Many of the advances in the sciences that we consider today to have been made in Europe were in fact made in India centuries ago."
by axelone December 9, 2008
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Indin' Love

Term used to describe relationships on Reservations or Native American Territory's. To be classified as an "Indin' Love" situation your relationship must meet the following criteria; You must have numerous children with different mothers or if you are female you must have several kids by different dad's. You must always allow the parent(s) of your child/ren to be the first one you call when intoxicated for sex or an argument. You shall do 'Battle' which means you either get into bloody fights over or with your lover. You should recognize that neither of you are truly faithful or monogamous; You must live in housing that is subject to search, i.e. HUD or Section 8 and actively fear inspections because of broken doors or holes in walls. One must have hickeys or leg bruises and go into public with these visible adornments. All fights shall end with loud,crude sex and a shared bowl of Ramen Noodles. Birth Control also shall not be an option, thus the careless reproduction. You must struggle with either a poor running vehicle with dents and/or missing windows, or be totally without. True '"Indin' Love" is usually inclusive of one or more of the parties involved in being on Probation, Parole directly following a period of being jailed and long love letters an/or hand drawn cards of roses and feathers or money being put on the books and a dropped Restraining Order against one or the other.
Used In Native American Communities across North America:
ex.
Person 1: 'Look at Jess and Thunder, I thought that they were broken up.'
Person 2: 'She had him thrown in jail I thought, whys she got all those hickeys?.'
Person 1: 'They are violating that restrainin' order then.'
Person 2: 'My cousin said that she got knocked up by Eagle and Thunder thinks it's his and they are back together now.'
Person 1: 'Man, that's what you call Indin' Love, enit?!'
Person 2:'Jess' eye is lookin good after Eagle busted her around the other day.'
Person 1: 'They still drivin' that car around with no license too.'

To be in "Indin' Love".
by Ore-gonner976 September 10, 2010
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indiana jones

When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.
Whew! I just barely made it to the crapper in time! That was a real Indiana Jones!
by thamongrel May 10, 2008
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Indiana Nutter Butter

An act of accidently ejaculating on another mans genitalia durring female D.P.
I kicked some guys ass for giving me his Indiana Nutter Butter.
by A.M. Magicman, K. Swizort December 30, 2008
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Indiana Pork Crackler

When a person performs fellatio with Pop Rocks in their mouth.
Guy: Hey bitch, come give me that Indiana Pork Crackler.
Girl: Have any Pop Rocks?
by BillTheMannPorker January 12, 2011
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Radio India

1) A radio station that nobody likes, but everybody listens to.

2) The source of horrible indian music.

3) An annoying radio station with a catchy tune.
1)

Harpreet: Dude... I hate that Radio India.
Gurpreet: Yeah. Same. Put it on.

2) "Aashiq banayaaaaAAAAaaAAAAA...."

3) "Radio India...doo doo doo doo doo dood oo doood ooo... radiooooo indiiaaa..."
by SorryIKickedYourDog August 17, 2009
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cowboys and indians

When you are banging your girl from behind and then you reach into her ass with your fingers and rub the shit (warpaint) on her face and with your other hand bob it flatly on her mouth while making indian war cries.
I played cowboys and indians with my girl last night.
by ayerish December 18, 2005
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