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fake friends 

A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST
Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA
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The word fake is used to describe anything said, particularly from the news media, that President Trump back peddles about, does not like, does not agree with, doesn't fit his agenda, he wants to lie about or is in fact the truth.
Example of a fake tweet by Trump:
"I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"

'Fake' used in a sentence as used by Trump:
"54% in Poll! I would be at 75% (with our great economy, maybe the best ever) if not for the Phony Witch Hunt and the Fake News Media!"
Fake by BlahFlahBlah July 15, 2019

Fake News 

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
Fake News by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Fake Jacob 

A person who does not like bees
He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob
Fake Jacob by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

fake manners 

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
fake manners by Herobot April 7, 2020

Fake couple 

Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.
James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple
Fake couple by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020