box car racer

1. the route blink was supposed to take.
2. wut blink was supposed to sound like
3. everything blink wasn't.
PUNK

Dude: I got a Box Car Racer shirt.
Beth: Cool

box car racer by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

muscle car 

A muscle car fast as balls in a straight line, worthless on a track, such as in an actual race.

Muscle car driver: What's handling again?

muscle car by Jackmehoffer April 28, 2006

MOMA Car

Car owned currently or formally by a pole smoker. Hence the acronym Man On Man Action.

"Geeze, I think I sat in a skeeter puddle while riding in Danny's MOMA Car!"

MOMA Car by Hockey boy dan August 28, 2007

tboned by a smart car 

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

tboned by a smart car by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009

Neck Car 

See:Nascar

Neck Car is the national sport in Alabama.

Neck Car by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

Jewish Sports Car by Kurt March 22, 2005

small penis car 

Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.

I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.

small penis car by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013