bruce

just a sweet and pure cocksucker, who loves to rim a oozing dick.

did you see that guy bruce take all of that dick?

by fux ur mom June 17, 2022

Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.

It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.

by emcinto0 July 4, 2022

Brice

A guy who is extremely selfish. Thinks that he owns the world, and is very judgemental. Shaggy hair and horrible fashion sense. Complete pick me. Cant forget about his ex. Only life goal is to ruin peoples lives and hockey. Goes for looks instead of personality. Has major mommy issues. Extremely manipulative and toxic. If your a Brice and this applies to you please leave this universe!! <33

Hey brice I like you...

Oh, well once I like you back I'll tell you!

by Youknowexactlywhothisis<33 July 15, 2022

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.

Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?

by That ass July 22, 2022

braces

A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.

OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?

by RedNine August 10, 2022

Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Bruce Springsteen is a daddy

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

Briceyda

She has been hurt and has depression

Hi briceyda

by Jdjdhffjdkdksd August 30, 2022