dirty Asda

When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.

“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”

by Lavivienda March 29, 2023

dirty Leaky

When you narcissisticly turn up to parties, drink all the piss and fall asleep in the shitter.

That C*%t did the dirty Leaky at the Christmas party and never put his hand on his wallet the whole night. What a C*%T!

by Sweepersweet March 31, 2023

Dirty Leach

The act of spunking into the little useless pocket of your jeans instead of using a sock.

Had a Dirty Leach this afternoon, because my socks were clean on.

by Badtooth April 1, 2023

dirty Denon

When you get a boner while handling bananas.

Hey look he has a dirty Denon from stocking the banana table.

by Dirty Denon April 1, 2023

dirty elyce

A dirty Elyce is when she is nice to everyone in public but the moment she gets you into the sheets she gives you a dirty sanchez

That chick is a dirty elyce so be careful unless you’re into chocolate art!

by Harrylovesme33 April 2, 2023

The dirty girl

When you wipe up on an adults ass and give them a hand job.

Mud cricketing the dirty girl.

by EddieBrock5 May 30, 2024

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024