raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.

by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017

dick deflected

A synonym for cock blocking.

Yesterday, when we were at the party, Matt and Ross completely dick deflected Jason.

by Billyosnomepanoeoinaompboineom November 2, 2009

Dick Flick

Porn

While the boy's girlfriend was with her friends watching The Notebook, he stayed home to watch dick flicks.

by doublestufforeo August 17, 2015

Urban dicking it

When you hear an obscure word or reference for something you don't know about and before asking any questions simply look it up on urban dictionary

User 1: Wtf is rule 34

User 2: Idk i'm urban dicking it

by Jamesiversonverizon July 19, 2010

Dick

A nickname for Richard

Hi, my name is Dick

by dashy99993 April 24, 2020

punch me in the dick hole

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018